Thursday, February 17, 2011
My suggestion is for you to pay close attention fellas...Step your 'knowledge' of women up..#1.know how to talk without the use of slang or cursing in a minimum of three sentences... No Exceptions! you're grown next subject.#2. Understand YOUR budget when dealing with the opposite sex!(repeat this to yourself as many times as needed) "NOT" knowing will only get you embarrassed, facebook, and tweeted about...while you're pissed!!! you got "played". Understand it happens to all of us. Just acknowledge it, learn from it and get over it. U! may not drive the hottesst "whip" or have entertainer money, but if you're working or moving in a positive direction?....mannn I've heard whispered in the small corners of the world...(by Monks..oooorrr somethin') that women( not girls) tend to like men...not cornballs... to be themselves....I'm just sayin..
Wednesday, February 9, 2011
Wow! the fact that I'm addressing a situation concerning sleepovers and grown a** men like the "Ya Ya sisterhood of traveling pants" is ridiculous. Women and kids should be the only ones using this terminology and the only ones doing this at all. As a man if you sleep at 'yo boyz' crib because you're tired,drunk or just crashin' to crash. please leave it at that..A sleepover homeboy?...a sleepover?!? Those words may not come out of your mouth without an immediate and swift reaction of anyone in earshot.Expect a slew of perplexing looks aimed in your direction commonly known as the'GASFACE',THE STINK EYE or a simple YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS! Own your manhood gents, without the baby talk....p.s. no swapping clothes after highschool...ehh.. for the slower developers college, after that...get a clue or buy a vowel...whatever man..
This topic is not to discourage those fashion MAVENS! savvy enough to put a lil bit of this with that.Or pull together an amazing creation(almost Macguyverlike....circa 90's.... look it up saplings) with little more than accessories and ta-daaa!! a new look classic,effortless and cool! not you. keep up the good work and you know who you are. Specifically I'm referring to those that believe the rules of fit and color does not apply to them. Understanding your limitations is alot like admitting you're an addict and need help.There is nothing wrong with keeping everyone guessing your age.but when your physical appearance is in one decade and you clothing are a mix of decades past/present and future because you had a wild hair to 'Coordinate'... stop! looking in the only mirror in the house that agrees with you...get help.
Let's play a game, ask a woman.... ANY WOMAN!!! what she wants to eat? You may get some inaudible sounds of mumbling and then she's going to say "it doesn't matter whatever you want",with that little cute smirk and those pretty doe eyes. You will make a 'stooopid' decision and pick something. This would be a mistake..as soon as you suggest something she will politely say "Oh Hale NO!!!anything but that. Then you will do it again as if you are stuck on 'stooopid' and once again she will politely SHUT YOU DOWN! Always remember the #1 rule.. it's not always about you, annnnd she knows EXACTLY what she wants most of the time and hoping you pick it, best case scenario...just humor her and go back n forth with her until she tells you what she wants!