Thursday, March 17, 2011

To B.(lond) or not to B.(lond)...Yes! that's the question

Once in a Blue moon some guy hangs his "nads" in the wind for a free for all bashing.Sad to say that alot of times they do it with the advice of supposed friends or YES men! That being said I couldn't in good faith make a comment about MEN with a "beiber" hairstyle(nice "New" cut by the way) and not say anything about Blond Ambition!! Yes blonde's have a lot of fun I'm sure...but that's WOMEN! Listen to these words of caution***If you consider yourself a heterosexual male and you are looking to make a statement.. change the cologne you wear, shave or grow a goatee. DO NOT dye your hair blond or silver(look up Sisqo). Cheesy is the first thing to come to mind. Your 'boyz' that cosigned it(told you it was cool)..YOU'RE FIRED! STEP...HIT THE BRICKS,whatever just get them out of your circle or at the very least stop taking advice from Rocket Scientist. If not, YOU not them will once again appear on the 'NOT' List....look at me now.  

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Stop your Whinning!

At an alarming rate one of the 10. Man Commandments is being eliminated before our very eyes. The one that states, GROWN MEN aren't suppose to whine! geez! like NEVER..a good healthy cry is always needed and acknowledged. If you're sad or disappointed you pout or put on the frowny face from time to time(CAUTION* prone to it).Grumpy is even tolerated as waking up on the wrong side of the bed or "someone pi***ng in your cereal",but lets get this straight..there is never a good time,place or moment to WHINE! If by chance you are this person consult your local mirror and give yourself a firm A** chewing and post coital talk(look it up),thennnn...pass go... collect 200.00 and Man UP...after high school you start laying the ground work to becoming a man and whinning is the first thing you DITCH!...

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Buy a Motorcycle...NOT! a motorbike

Okay okay, you got me...most men have daydreamed,fantasized about or the very least caught yourself  in a moment.That being a "real" motorcycle! It doesn't matter what make/model you end up with as long as its the "real thing". The whole motorcycle in a briefcase is great...IN EUROPE! Who don't want to be considered a 'hipster' or "cutting edge". I enjoy it like the next man, but in this world "you don't get a second chance to make a 1st impression".Sooo, NO! to the mountain bike with a motor attached so you can save gas or WHATEVER! Save your dignity mann!!! stop riding pass the kids in your neighborhood as they throw rocks at your helmet when you 'scoot' down the road grinnin'. Dude...grab'em...own' a man, Millennium Man out!

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Watch your Language

Lose the one liners gentlemen. These my seriously "out of touch" friends, are as outdated as leg warmers and mini skirts(circa 1980's) but alas, it seems those too are on the come back trail. No one appreciates the mental capacity to come up with brilliant 'oneliners' all by your lonesome(or the Internet) than WOMEN...but!(there's always a but)No one hates the vile,repugnant remarks coming from your "pie hole" like the WOMEN that you are trying to impress. This is "NOT" the time to be kewl(cool) for the homies...You might find yourself...... by yourself! something to chew on!