Thanks for SPANX...but no public "SPANXING" for you sir, go to the GYM!

Hey guys this may come across as a surprise.Especially with all the new products catered to slimming down and staying in shape.I love Spanx...HALE! who don't??Anything that empowers women to keep the 'hotness' factor at 10."I don't see nothin' wrooong"( in my R.Kelly voice) with a little bit of sexy s-e-x-y! Unfortunately the buck stops there...

SUPER skinny jeans!!! for MEN you say?...hmm.. I need to...I just need to..

Wait a cotton pickin' minute! I'm all about fashion moving forward (especially) for us men, but we have to draw the line SOMEWHERE! There are 4 words that should NEVER be mentioned together in a sentence...super skinny jeans...& MEN!!!