Buy a Motorcycle...NOT! a motorbike

Okay okay, you got me...most men have daydreamed,fantasized about or the very least caught yourself  in a moment.That being said...buy a "real" motorcycle! It doesn't matter what make/model you end up with as long as its the "real thing". The whole motorcycle in a briefcase is great...IN EUROPE! Who don't want to be considered a 'hipster' or "cutting edge". I enjoy it like the next man, but in this world "you don't get a second chance to make a 1st impression".Sooo, NO! to the mountain bike with a motor attached so you can save gas or WHATEVER! Save your dignity mann!!! stop riding pass the kids in your neighborhood as they throw rocks at your helmet when you 'scoot' down the road grinnin'. Dude...grab'em...own'em...be a man, Millennium Man out!