Tuesday, September 27, 2011

How's life treating you... "beadie bead?"

I was just wondering? when is it safe to say "take those beads out of your head...RIGHT NOW!?"Somethings we understand and then....

Sunday, September 25, 2011

Are those jeans NEW!?! ladies do NOT let that compliment fall on deaf ears...This 1 time

hellooo ladies the 'Rocket Scientist' here. You must listen to me on this.I've taken numerous studies and have attended 40acres and a mules worth of gatherings to say without a doubt..

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

What's the rush...Not! so fast out of the bathroom Sir Lancelot... brush your teeth, wash your face..SOMETHING!!!

To primp or NOT.( no Jim Rome here) but yes I'm burnin'! The whole minimalist movement is definitely in full effect. I try to abide by the rule of thumb when applying colognes and the infamous t.m.i.(too much info). Less is always a good motto to follow in this circumstance. With everything in fast forward these days it's hard not to be in a rush..instant messaging or twitter.Whatever the situation is we want it now or in a hurry to do it now. That's cool... but, wassup' up with the break neck speed in which you dart out of the bathroom in the morning.The 'no look pass' by the Scope/Listerine.

Saturday, September 10, 2011

I'm tired of this SH*! listen up My Pretties... kill the LIST!!!!!

I will preference this statement by saying Yes! I've watched and learned from the old guy in the Dos Equis commercials...With that said I'm not an overly rotund Buddha or Monk with telekinesis. Also, I never took Quantum Physics and barely raised my daughter without losing all of my hair(lost the battle of the hairline though).All of that is to say "I don't know everything about all things",But,(there's always a but) I do know a "lil sumthn sumthn".The something that I know need to be SHOUTED!!

Thursday, September 1, 2011

XXXtra.. XXXtra..READ ALL ABOUT IT! The #1 thing you MUST NOT allow her to do..without you?

I've often wondered aloud when I see people together 'assuming' they're a couple (maybe)partners,BFF's,or just kickn' it...