Saturday, September 22, 2012

The Crack epidemic has returned in force! please read to find out more.

Crack has returned with a vengeance. There was a time when you only had to worry about certain groups and subcultures that fit this category..Now you have unauthorized "azz crack" and #muffin tops popping up on #MEN?!? Consumers and babies eating are crying and spitting out food by the droves.Soon followed by 'mean muggin' like someone 'shat' themselves. I remember back in the day, plumbers and construction workers were the only ones that sported this look.It was kind of understood that they worked hard plus their hands were full of tools, so they didn't have time for being pretty. Today it's a fashion statement..wait..what?why?
 Real simple, grow the f#@k up. No man should be struttin' around with a muffin top! I'm sorry my guy grab another size(#free willy). New school/old school whatever "kill that noise" grow up and become a man. Yes! you wanna hear it's a double standard for women in this area...YES! sorry if that offends your exhibitionism, but truth be told no one wants to see your ashy azz fly boi. Women earn a pass in this area because most of the time if we(men) are buying jeans or lingerie we tend to intentionally buy it a size smaller because...well...we're..men(that's what we do! hahaha..be proud of it). In summary don't get caught on The"NOT"List because you're being stubborn. protect your fresh..literally!!! I'm out..MM