Always splash before you dash! ALWAYS..

The Refresh:Think of it as the only way to go.Women rarely leave home without attempting to put on some sort of make-up. That's how important you should feel 'smell good'...cologne...is to a Millennium man(shh..we're in the millennium homie!) You should always want to smell good even if you're not the most 'attractive guy'. I'd like to think I'm a nice looking guy...so what if it's only in my "Field of Dreams" What will it hurt?..no,I mean really? Why not be a nice looking guy that smells great or A great looking guy that smells nice..

You are a Grown man,no means NO! to double dates

I've often wondered what's the big 'whoop' with double dating.Two 'supposedly' adult men that are so inept at carrying on a full blown conversation with dinner,movie and all the "fixin's".Agree to take 2 lovely women out...together??

Boardshorts Mr.man... 'banana hammocks' are Off Limits to Men of a certain age'

I'm sure most of you have seen the hit comedy Couples Retreat.We also chuckle at the commercial w/2guys in (what I consider to be a 'napkin holder') ONE playing 'bongo's' on his A** screaming "Aye... we're brothers!" not to be out done"holy tight squeeze BATMAN!"..

Not so fast with the middle finger of "Appreciation"...it could land you in JAIL!

There are those moments when I'm forced...almost moved to ask Seriously...I mean...SERIOUSLY?I would take the time to stand on my soapbox and say something about our youth... blah blah blah, but this time NO! It's a grown a** man I'm referring to. When you act like a child expect to be disciplined so you won't make the same mistake twice.What's confusing is the fact that no one is being held accountable for their actions without 'poor poor' such and such... Really! After you become an adult(legal and able to support yourself) OWN IT! sorry and oops! just won't cut it all the time.common sense has to kick in at some point. Flipping off someone obviously has no bounds...or does it?Watching a grown man flip someone off in court trying to be funny or better yet a viral youtube sensation wasn't cool but! and there's always a but, it was funny to watch the judge make a spectacle out of the grown a** man for all to see. Long story short 6DAYS! in jail to think about where your 'carefully constructed plan' went wrong.Let's just say the Jackass thing has been over done. I guess that's 'HOT in the streetz' right now... act,dress, and talk like a teenager. Avoid being a man at all cost, run from responsibility and whine when you have to be some sort of 'role model' simply put...grow your a** up..'wedgies and faux hawks' get old after awhile. How old will you be before you learn that? Take all the time you need...caution*You may need bail money in the future...Oh yeah I almost forgot..Thank you Judge Belvin! MM