Thursday, August 16, 2012

Chick Alert!! The "Banger sisters" what a groovey kind of love..a must read..

I was watching a movie the other day and enjoyed watching the camaraderie between women. They were actually happy to be in the company of one another. I've noticed these days unless you're a family(#Kardashians) or paid to fake act like you get along with a person until:guess what? Let's go out somewhere really nice to eat...and wait like a predator in the wild. Out of nowhere she ask you to pass the salt or says something nice about how you look today and OH HALE NO SHE DIDN'T she don't know me like that!! A brawl ensues...

Thursday, August 9, 2012

Dude, it's never ok to use the word "cute"(If you're hetrosexual that is) to describe anything around other heterosexual men... but! there are 'small' exceptions

I've often wondered when?...when was it cool to start? I know some things are a little 'ole school' but aye! If that's the case...stamp MY passport 'ole school'.As a guy that's been around for a few decades I've never felt the need to challenge certain rules of 'the code'...i.e..When showering in a public shower either at the gym, in prison or even summer camp..'Soap on a rope'...

Monday, January 23, 2012

The 4 Unofficial Rules to the Official "handshake" bet...just between us men

Try to keep up as we travel down the 'rabbit hole' #1 Trust: before the thought of a wager is even uttered out of any one's mouth. You already know the person is trustworthy without running a "credit check". You know because of #2 the eyes to the soul: Real men live and die by the same G-Code(#guy code) everywhere!!! It matters not race,religion or class.If you're man enough to throw down a gauntlet and make/take a challenge, your character is on the line. **Note to women**most times the prize is never worth the challenge. We simply don't want to lose the bet...any BET! It really is that simple. Think of the Dukes in the movie Trading places (circa 1983) all of the havoc they caused for the sake of not losing the handshake bet! $1.00. The next one has lost it's substance with the younger generation but it's as important as your name.#3 Your word: It's that simple, If your word has no substance everyone will indeed know your name but not in a good way. Remember this slogan, "Your word is your BOND" I'm sorry gentlemen as a man the bar was set many many years before The Constitution was written..No it's not just slang or rap lyrics. Learn it,then earn it that's the ONLY way no shortcuts.last but not least #4 The Handshake: Lock it down! Not to be taken for granted this last detail is equal to 'signing the dotted line.The handshake must be performed all at once**alert*alert*alert (A firm grip is required) trust,the stare, your word and your bond seals the deal of the Unofficial Official rules to the oldest merger on record.. The handshake..MM

Saturday, January 7, 2012

Ahh...the courtesy flush" often misdiagnosed or misrepresented!!

Let's dive right in. The courtesy flush...Yeah, I said it! I bet some of you are sooo grateful for best friends,buds and BFF's right now.Girls and guys both can understand this topic.I've now heard it through the proverbial 'grapevine'  that you can definitely include spouses...

Tuesday, January 3, 2012

She gave it to you straight..don't act like she wasn't talking to YOU!! but wait ladies there's more...

Are we actually that naive in life or do we intentionally play dumb.I guess it looks cool for the brooding Edward type from the twilight movies..