The Pain in the A$$ guy!!!

The pain... the person that chafes areas of your body you can't soothe in public...you know'em. Even when in your presence it hurts your feelings not to lay hands on them(I've just seen Due Date..so I know you've warned this person about when you see red) The most baffling thing about this person is they know and could care less about being "phucking" annoying to anyone within earshot. Anything serious going on and they seem to find time to crack an inappropriate joke/gesture(I was just playing is the quote of the moment or a dumbfounded expression of I just 'shat' my pants look on their face). No one takes you remotely serious, why you ask?

The "Nice guy" that finishes first..

I've noticed the tide has changed. The whole movement is sort of..well..you know..suspect? I'm pleased... and IIIII like it! The whole cliche' of nice guys finishing last! became one for good reason. We've all seen this shinning moments' favorite nice guy actor James Marsden (sorry but the shoe fits) figuratively speaking... get the "Heisman to the grill"! In a lot of movies JUST for smiling and being a nice guy! Even all around do-gooder and super nice guy Superman(Returns) couldn't resist a chance to 'chump' Mr. Nice Guy. He shows back up on the scene after being gone for awhile lets just say, politely and with a smile(no doubt) hands Mr. nice guy another undeserved "Heisman to the grill" and leaves with Lois! go figure.
Leave it to the evolution of times and listening to Dr. Phil! I'm no Nostradamus, I'm not even Cleo! but the prediction of nice guys finishing last is/has become passe'(see once again Dr. Phil) I remember  years back It was 'Hip to be square'(Huey Lewis and the News circa 1987). At times when we least expect it, WHAM!..woogedy boogedy...Times change and not always for the better, this time though it's for the better(my 2 cents). Men, I know you hear the outcry in all forums, because I do that chivalry is not dead! Why not better your chances? If there's so much of a demand on something. We(men) are obviously the world's 'supplier'...I'm waiting for the 1+1= 2 thing to kick in... Once that happens read Two more blogs, you should be o.k. by morning, repeat as needed...You're welcome.MM

Be a man..and Be the Man...Always

Enough already! The contemplation of what's a man to do in these social and politically correct times...enough! I'm tired of hearing the complaints damn it! Do I take the initiative or not? Should I ask her out or continue texting her being goofy as HELL..Do I pay for the date like it's corny to be a gentleman? hmm.. seems to me that was part of how men(inserted here for ownership and responsibility purposes) got the girl way, way back in the day..pre-internet/cellphone'(hint: you're interested that's why you want to/asked her out I'm assuming)...Before I was thought of, there was a superstar by the name of "Marty Mcfly" from Back to the Future fame(look it up youngn') grabbed his Ben Wa's...Yep! He gave ye ole confidence boosters' a tug and the rest shall we say made a classic movie. Whether pushed or prodded he initiated a sequence of events. Be a man...Be the man..always. If you really think about it, that statement can be applied to most if not ANY situation, and by all likely hood continually evolve. But to regress on the basics of how to ask someone out and should you pay the check? Must be a lapse in judgement..that cannot be what we've resorted to as men of today. What I've been hearing is gibberish right?..right?.

No more...All Hale the Ball fro?

In my mind I'm like BRUH...why am I addressing this. It's 2000 something or another! Personally I feel like there's been an all out attack on women and their hairless/sculpted nether regions since the Internet age.(mid 90's give or take not the point) My personal preference is..who cares.  America has obviously taken great interest in polling the data and it has occurred to me that what's good for the goose is good for the gander. The immediate and overwhelming response...

Above the knee. below the knee..make up your mind please!!.. stay tuned while I"splain lucy"!!

Aha! I have someones attention, It's not just conjecture.The thought provoking images the title brings forth lands directly where it should. On the eyes and between the ears of 'men of a certain age'(and our curious women..that will let them know..gotta love the curiosity..I sure do). The term is what is used to categorize us gentleman pass the point of some fashion excuses. It's definitely a want thing as with most things.Above the knee shorts is where you should start investing if all of your casual shorts resemble basketball shorts(below the knee.. for the challenged). Your mid to late 20's is good place to start if you need more details of what 'men of a certain age' I'm referencing. Not to say you should chuck all of your 'gaucho style' shorts, they can/will still be worn.But, If you want to look like you're in the millennium and not caught in 'throwback life' please by all means continue #iverson. Clothes are fitting better, that's not by mistake folks...